Nothing screams fun and active sex life like a sex swing! Long viewed as the ultimate sex toy for kinky couples, sex swings allow you to experience the exhilarating feel of flying through the air while having sex at the same time. It’s a truly breathtaking experience that everyone should try at least once. Sex swings are also perfect for trying difficult sex positions. They provide extra support and leverage so you can bend and twist into all kinds of Kama Sutra-style poses that would otherwise require years of yoga lessons.
When you’re shopping for a sex swing, there are generally two main types: door swings and ceiling swings. Like their name suggests, door sex swings are made to hang over your door. This makes them easy to set up and take down. They’re also more discreet since there’s no hook in your ceiling to give your secret away. Door swings tend to be smaller as well, which makes them easier to store.
On the other hand, door swings can make a lot of noise when you’re using them. Since you’re having sex up against the door, it can sound like someone banging on it. They can be harder to use than ceiling swings, and they don’t support nearly as much weight.
Ceiling swings are made to be hung overhead, usually from a ceiling, but a few have a special stand that you could use instead. Ceiling swings can support a lot of weight (as long as they’re installed correctly) and are often easier to climb into and use. They don’t generate a lot of noise either… as long as you don’t count all the moaning!
On the other hand, these swings are harder to set up. The initial installation requires some handyman skills. And then you’ll still need a ladder or chair every time you hang it up or take it down. Ceiling swings also tend to be bulkier and heavier, which makes them harder to store. Their biggest downside, however, is the empty hook sticking out of your ceiling. That can be a dead giveaway, no matter how carefully you hide your swing.
If you’ve got a door swing, then you can set up and start using it in just minutes.
Before installing your ceiling sex swing you’ll need to examine its mounting system. Some swings use a single hook or eyebolt, while others might require two. When you’re buying the hardware, make sure it can support at least 300 pounds or more to accommodate your weight and the extra strain generated by movement. On top of the mounting hardware, you’ll also need a ladder or sturdy chair, a stud finder, and a drill.
Good news – the hard part is behind you, and it’s time to use your new sex swing. Start by climbing into it. Exactly how you do that depends on your particular swing, so you better have those instructions handy! Some sex swings might have a seat for you or a sling that you can lie on. Others might have straps that attach around your waist and upper thighs, almost like you were climbing a rock wall.
After climbing into your swing, your next step depends on its features and capabilities. Some might have stirrups for your feet. Others might have handholds you can grip. There are even bondage sex swings that come with built-in restraints. The best thing you can do is try a few features and see which work best for you and your lover.
Some sex swings come with mounting hardware, but these are usually plastic pieces. Swap them out for metal alternatives at your local home improvement store. The metal ones are much more durable and can handle more weight.
The more padding the better! When you’re hanging from one or two nylon straps, they can really dig into your skin – especially if you’re packing a few extra pounds. You can use the wrap-around insulation for pipes to add some padding to your swing if needed. This can make it much more comfortable and enjoyable.
Many sex swings come with position guides. These might be as simple as pictures on the box or an illustrated booklet. They’re a great how-to guide for using your sex swing. And after you’ve tried all those positions, you can create some of your own!
Sex swings make fantastic position aids because they provide essential support without stressing your joints. This makes them extremely effective for people with mobility issues due to weight or age. If you’re not as flexible as you used to be, you can continue enjoying your favorite sex positions for years to come with a little help from a sex swing.
Once you’re done, climb carefully out of the swing. Don’t be afraid to ask your lover for a little help… especially if you’re feeling a little light-headed or weak in the knees from the awesome sex you just had!
Next, you’ll need to clean up your swing. Depending on what it’s made from (and just how wild you got), this could be as simple as wiping it down with a wet cloth. Or you might need to spray it with a fabric cleaner first.
Once it’s clean and dry, you can take the sex swing down from the door or ceiling and hide it in a discreet location until next time. If you don’t have to worry about anyone seeing it, you could just leave it up so it’s ready to go. Take good care of it, and you’ll be swinging for many nights to come!
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